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ipaddressotomy

(pronounce: ip-uh-dress-AW-toe-me) A pain or nuisance in the area of the buttocks.
My little brother is an ipaddressotomy to me!
by Moggan January 5, 2010
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IPad Kid

ThePlasticPlant, Her chat named her an IPad Kid. Popular twitch streamer ThePlasticPlant is now officially declared an IPad Kid
Chatter1 : Yo there’s the Ipad Kid

Chatter 2: Oh, you mean ThePlasticPlant
by TwitchStreamers May 11, 2021
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ipadry

Usage of the iPad
He impressed with his skill of ipadry.
by nono_man_5000 February 25, 2018
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Ipad kid

When someone needs their phone so much that they use it even when they eat or while using the bathroom.
Comes from the tendency of parents giving their children mobile devices from young age in a way to make their child eat their food or to keep them still.
Max: Dude, you literally can't eat your food without watching something on your phone. You're like an Ipad kid.
by vicksgarden July 28, 2022
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ipadazzled

To be amazed or overwhelmed when you see someone using an iPad.

To amaze or impress someone that knows or has seen that you own an iPad.
He was ipadazzled when he saw that I owned an iPad.
by Toastmaster7727 April 29, 2011
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iPad

The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.
by iBoy2G October 5, 2012
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ipad2

tablet pcAppleipad2
by sturbo December 27, 2011
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