i like your shoes

i want to butt fuck you, being the large inmate i am

inmate : “i like your shoes”
inmate #2 : “that’s actually so gay on the low”

by sheeransters September 5, 2022

I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”

Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

i was like

a crucial component to teenage story telling, to describe the storytellers view on said story.

white girl: "Nikki was like with him the whole night...i was like what a slut."

black dude: "this bitch wouldn't leave me the fuck alone! i was like damn bitch, you aint even that pretty, plus you aint got no ass."

by diddy kong September 19, 2009

I Like Your Scarf

A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.

Erica: "I like your scarf!"
Lenny: "I like your shoes!"

Erica and Lenny get it on**

by EuroBound October 16, 2009

i like smoking lightning

Smoking that gas or ganja Can also be referred to as smoking lightning because both them shits can fuck you up

I like smoking lightning heavy metal thunder

by White gurlz April 25, 2019

I like your shoelaces

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.

"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"

by Stephani-dftba July 30, 2012

i like donald trump

the worlds biggest lie ever u fat cunt

some retard: i like donald trump

me: omg why the fuck u lyin

by kukfaen February 9, 2018