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Hugh Mortimer

Hugh Honey is the best and i love his beenies
Hugh Mortimer by William2008 June 5, 2022

hugh cayzer 

A really weird person that has shitty glasses
Hugh cayzer poo shmazer has really shitty glasses

Hugh Peppner

A pill cocktail mixed off Adderall and Viagra (usually crushed up and snorted together), that gets passed around on boiler room floors to increase investment sale activity. Hugh cuz your dick don't work, Pepp cuz the Adderall gives you an extra pep in your step.
Anyone got an extra line of Hugh Peppner I can snort? I have over 100 calls to make today.
Hugh Peppner by Roku-Roku July 6, 2023

Hugh Jass 

A name used in Kahoot because of it's funny pronunciation sounding like 'Huge Ass'. People also like to use the names, 'Mike Oxlong' (My Cock's Long), 'Mike Oxsmall' (My Cock's Small), 'Ben Dover' (Bend over), 'Dixie Normus' (Dick's Enormous), 'Hue G. Rection' (Huge Erection), 'Jenny Talia' (Genitalia), 'Mike Literus' (My Clitoris) and loads more, I'm sure you get it.
Person 1: Alright guys, join my Kahoot!
Person 2: Look what I put as my name XD
Person 3: Lmao!! That's hilarious!!
Person 1: OKAY! WHO THE FUCK IS HUGH JASS!!
Hugh Jass by boddahvr December 18, 2023

hugh despensor 

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"
Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"

hugh despensor 

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'
Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'