Alpha Hoss

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.

Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."

by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022

Hoss

A hoss is an absolute alpha male unit. He gets all the hottest bitches and other men fear him. A hoss pulls up to the 10 year reunion and hops out of a blacked out Cullinan wearing a $8000 Tom Ford suit, an iced out Patek that costs $150K, and a gorgeous foreign model on his arm. He walks into a bar and women start to touch themselves and lesser men cower away and avert their gaze.

As a verb: I'm boutta go into this bar and hoss on some fools
As a noun: Owen Weitzenhoffer is a fucking hoss.

by Beeph69 December 5, 2021

hoss

taking a long walk/trek somewhere.

'can someone please hoss to town centre with me'

by pengtingmandemwagwan August 29, 2018

Anti-hoss

Anti-hoss is simply the opposite of a hoss.

Geee, Victoria is a real anti-hoss by trying to tell me that i am not a hoss

by Bondo1299 August 3, 2011

Hosse

Dumbass

"Why is he doing that?"
"He is Hosse. "

"Oh"

by Victhedisaster May 27, 2019

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Hoss

OG pawn stars terminology for a good friend who is an absolute unit of a genderless Homosapien.

Yo hoss!

by IMABIGHOSS December 8, 2021