shit honked

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"

"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. This on-again/off-again pattern of behavior is very similar to the “Game on!” “Game off!” nature of a street hockey match. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 27, 2011

springtime hockey fan

a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.

January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"

springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"

April 9th:
hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"

springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"

June 10th:
regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"

springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"

by Hantuj June 11, 2007

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

A sentence meaning exactly what it says.

From the song "Hope in the Dark" by Luxiem

"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"
- Ike Eveland, 2022

by Ivy Eveland✨ April 26, 2022

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

by MPG May 4, 2004

Street hockey

the manliest sport ever...if you play it you are a chick magnet

Hot chick 1-look at him, i suddenly love him
Hot chick 2-why hes hideous
Hot chick 1-sooo. He plays street hockey
**suddenly the hot chicks delibrately run after the hideous guy and show their affection.**

by aNoNyMuSsssss March 30, 2010

Sugar Honey Iced Tea

A secret way of shit out in public such as school

OH Sugar Honey Iced Tea!

by FlyingTurtle1243 October 17, 2017