homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

Twerk like Homer Simpson

Twerkin like Becky with the good hair!

James is so lucky that his wife can twerk like Homer Simpson.

by TopNotch1192 February 9, 2024

Homer willyus

When someone is to do the act of getting homer Simpson to slurp, gargle and chock on a man's strapped dildo

Those two are homer willyusing!

by Man2020 March 15, 2023

Forbidden Homer Simpson

The forbidden Homer Simpson is when an erect penis is threaded through three donughts.

I did something nice for charlie last night and I gave her the forbidden Homer Simpson.

by Chuckie bux October 17, 2022

Did a Homer

when you fumble the bag in every way possible

aah i did a homer, man

by marinsimpLv1000000 October 11, 2023

HOMER

a gay faggot

Yo, you know that kid Kurt? He’s such a fucking homer

by anna bortion December 10, 2019