The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive

Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

homeless hoe

brat who steals your man even when your there friend and lies to your face and hangouts at your house all the time just for him

Homeless hoe must go

by Peachy dubs June 16, 2023

Homeless under the hammer

A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.

Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"

by The SWC official March 25, 2024

homeless raver

Someone who though maybe have a place to lay their head at night only finds comfort at raves (home). From mean patents to not being socially accepted these kids go to shows to escape to an atmosphere were they are finally accepted and appreciated for who they are. Though some may dabble in drugs that majority of them are just Kandi kids that are looking to run away from problems they may have for a night.

See that Kandi kid over there. I talked to him and he's here for the music and the loving people......I think he's a homeless raver.

by kandikidsquid June 7, 2016

homeless chicken

Cage free chickens

Me: "Are these eggs from homeless chickens"?
Hipster: sir?

by Masterbaudering October 21, 2023

Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021