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Homoerectoritis

When someone hits there sphincter
aggressively by accident and gets an
instant boner.
●*Dan sits down hard on a concrete pin*
Kieran: "Hey Dan, why does your face
look worried and why are you hiding?"
"Piss off, I have homoerectoritis" Dan
cries.

●Eric asked Danny a question but Danny hid and did not reply because he had Homoerectoritis.
by McHappyFlappy January 22, 2025
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Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.
Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?
by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018
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ahh hoo hoo hooey

The Goofy Noise that you yell when you're about to nut but manage to slip and fall off the bed before it can enter her pussy.
Upon hearing him yell ahh hoo hoo hooey, she knew she was going to save money that would've been spent on child care.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024
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