Henry

An overall long boy however he has tiny legs which make him look like a deranged oblong but the main thing about him is his huge willy/shlong/pole/rhino horn/guitar head which is so long you might as well call him courgette head.

Henry: sup bro wys.
Bro: shut up willy head

by FATTYMOLESTER May 19, 2020

Henry

Simp

Man Henry is such a simp it's unbelievable

by beegeejay September 20, 2020

Henry

Perfection in every sense of the word.

Person: Hi Henry.
Henry: How did you get into my house?

by ILikeDinosaurs62 February 28, 2023

Henry

Mother fucking beast

Omg did you see that Henry

You mean the guy that beat up John wick and chuck norris

by Watermelon___ June 5, 2021

Henry

Henry a polite word for a form of poo! the poo can then be consumed by the unaware others.

Sam; Dude you did not just eat my henry!?
i cnt believe you do that!

bill; i did NOT! .... shit eww man no
wunder it tasted like shitt!

by Lil- Mizzy :) x January 12, 2009

Henry

An acronym for "high earner not rich yet." Often used to describe a younger member of a typically high income-earning profession who hasn't yet amassed a substantial quantity of assets.

"Doctors still in residency are Henrys."
"She might still live in her parents' garage, but she also runs ABC Tech Enterprises. She's such a Henry."

by iatemyfingers July 11, 2017

Henry

Someone who is very bad at football and thinks he is the best at everything. But he actualy sucks at it.

youre worse than henry

by The mighty thiccster June 1, 2018