Henry

An overall long boy however he has tiny legs which make him look like a deranged oblong but the main thing about him is his huge willy/shlong/pole/rhino horn/guitar head which is so long you might as well call him courgette head.

Henry: sup bro wys.
Bro: shut up willy head

by FATTYMOLESTER May 19, 2020

Henry

A Henry is the best footballer ever as he is a replicate of Thierry Henry ( Arsenal legend ) Ismail fave team.

“ yo henners let’s see dose skills “
“ you as good as Henry “

by Truth500288 January 20, 2020

Henry

He is VERY annoying and has very little friends. He also has to be white and looks like a transgender geek asshole.

Me: Hey Henry whats up
Henry: stop I’m getting a vagina!

by Laylee squee May 17, 2020

Henry

Mother fucking beast

Omg did you see that Henry

You mean the guy that beat up John wick and chuck norris

by Watermelon___ June 5, 2021

Henry

Henry a polite word for a form of poo! the poo can then be consumed by the unaware others.

Sam; Dude you did not just eat my henry!?
i cnt believe you do that!

bill; i did NOT! .... shit eww man no
wunder it tasted like shitt!

by Lil- Mizzy :) x January 12, 2009

Henry

Someone who is very bad at football and thinks he is the best at everything. But he actualy sucks at it.

youre worse than henry

by The mighty thiccster June 1, 2018

Henry

An acronym for "high earner not rich yet." Often used to describe a younger member of a typically high income-earning profession who hasn't yet amassed a substantial quantity of assets.

"Doctors still in residency are Henrys."
"She might still live in her parents' garage, but she also runs ABC Tech Enterprises. She's such a Henry."

by iatemyfingers July 11, 2017