purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020

Kristen Hancher

A girl from Canada who started her social media career on Musical.ly now called TikTok. She is a complete slut and dresses like a hoe. She also suffers from alopecia.

Ja'maya- Hey, is that girl over there at the Starbucks wearing only a bra and underwear Kristen Hancher?
Keisha- Yep. It's easy to recognize that hoe from a mile away. Also she's wearing a pink wig. She's clearly suffering from massive hair loss.
Ja'maya- Yeah. I hope her alopecia gets cured!! Her multicolor weaves hurt my eyes. She blinded my brother through his phone screen.
Keisha- Shiiii for real???

by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020

Brandon Hutcherson

the nicest, cutest guy in the world

Lilly: Brandon Hutcherson is so hot!!!

by lillyehh March 15, 2021

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

Josh Hutcherson

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User 1: I sure wonder what's on my Instagram feed today! I sure hope it isn't another edit of Josh Hutcherson edited to the hit song Whistle by Flo Rida!
*Scrolls down a centimeter before being greeted by Josh Hutcherson edited to the song whistle by Flo Rida*

User 1: *goes insane and fucking dies*

by thechikinman December 11, 2023