Fag Hag

A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.

For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."

by m.r. darcy March 12, 2009

fag hag

(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.

Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".

Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!

by Sasha Henke February 17, 2006

gay hag

A girl in her mid to late twenties who only has male friends that are gay.

Jake: I heard Sophie is moving to Chicago.

Kaitlyn: I heard she was going to live with four guys.

Jake: That gay hag!

by Nice butthole May 1, 2016

Ghetto Hag

An old crazy black female that is homeless and who randomly screams in the middle of the streets of the city.

Shut up its 7 in the morning, you ghetto hag.

by urbanwordhunter April 12, 2010

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

hag suit

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.

Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.

by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014

sickled hag

A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.

Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....

by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014