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steven hawking jr

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.
by Faget33 July 11, 2016
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Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017
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Hackin'

-Are you hackin' kidding me?!
-That's hackin' crazy!
by Charoo Jenkins March 2, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"

"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
by Hawkingaloogie September 30, 2014
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hucking

the act of throwing a disc while playing disc golf
"I lost my disc while hucking today"

"Did you see those bitches hucking. I sure woulda tossed her plastic"

"Man, i got so high on hole 9 while hucking"
by 4 Points October 11, 2009
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Stephen Hawking

A term for extremely rough intercourse. In such cases that a Stephen Hawking has occurred, the woman can not walk for several days and must leave the building in a wheelchair.
Last night I took Amber back to my place and gave her a Stephen Hawking. She won't walk for a week.
by Calimar July 2, 2010
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Hocking College

Located in the desolate, wooded hills of rural Ohio. This is a place where park ranger trainees that walk around with fake guns, and firefighters start fires and put out the same fire every day. School dress code: Carhart, hunting camouflage, sleeveless tees, boots, and jeans. To fit in you must smoke reefer. 4x4 required to reach campus.
by DaBigBiscuit March 31, 2011
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