Grundlesburg

A little Parish between Pussyborough and Asscrackerton inhabited mostly by VERY unsavory characters.

I blew a deal on the way South and hooked up with a blue crab in Grundlesburg. Shitty scene man.

by The turd abibes November 23, 2021

gandle

An ancient sacred item shaped into the form of a candle. When lit, the powers from within ensure an upcoming win streak regardless of previous performance.

Also used as slang when wishing positive vibes after the ending of a game.

pweena: haven't even lit the holy gandle smh

sunshine21ow: Good gandle, Spree!

by derrski July 10, 2023

Grungie Grundles

Dirty Nasty undies, bras panties etc,

Grungie Grundles smell really bad.

Ewwwwwwww look hes got on Grungie Grundles!!
Dang baby your Grungie Grundles are a major turn off.

by John's Grungie Grundlws smell! August 25, 2011

Gargantuous Grundle Muffin

The point at which a vagina becomes crunchy.

Man when I was f**king your mother last night she developed a gargantuous grundle muffin.

by qwerkyduckbutter March 26, 2013

Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick

by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022

up in his grundle

A phrase describing being so close to someone that it is akin to being on a man's grundle

Person A: James was so close to Nick that he could feel his breathe.

Person B: Yeah, James was up in his grundle.

by Juno992 April 4, 2010