Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025

Gerbiling It Up

Masturbating your penis

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?

by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025

Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 6, 2020