If she vapes…she gapes

Vaping being the trashier cousin to smoking, a female who vapes (and hangs around vape shops and probably does kratom too) not only will be promiscuous like the she smokes, she pokes girl, she’ll be more inclined to engage in sexual acts most females would be disgusted by. Tattoos are a given as are provocative words on the ass of her tight pink sweatpants.

Hey Charles, I know you’re a sick sexual deviant who’s having a hard time finding girls who are into all the messed up shit you like. You should hang around the local smoke and vape shop. If a girl comes in and orders a pack of cigarettes she’s probably DTF but if she vapes…she gapes

by J Himpty August 28, 2022

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Gang Gaped

After taking a violent poo and your hole hangs open with the energy of a fluttering saloon door.

"Bro, it feels like i've been gang gaped!" - SB

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Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

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Gaping dill

Pretty much a dick with a dildo inserted inside of it.

Mandy was so horny she wanted a gaping dill to destroyed her asshole!

by Gaping Dill June 7, 2018

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Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

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