funerable

the times when someone is both vulnerable but it’d be fun to see them suffer. funerable.

‘ellie has annoyed me today’
‘let’s jump her she is funerable’

by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Big Bax Funeral

Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie

BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

Extra Tax

Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

by augh123456789 September 7, 2022

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Tiber Funeral

Tiber was once a niche micro-celebrity who rose to fame after his tragic "death". A notable rap artist later made an obituarary to show her support as well as help with the funeral plans. The funeral ended with someone engulfing bong water, puking everywhere, and overall an uncomfortable vibe. Now the phrase "Tiber Funeral" is used to describe a disastrous event.

Person 1: This party sucks!
Person 2: Tiber Funeral....

by remysbiggesttriangle September 11, 2023

FUNERAL GHOST

Convincingly so THE OBJECT OF LIFE IS TO DIE AS AN INDIVIDUAL?

Test the hypothesis in the next definition as this is full explosive destruction of any presence as the FUNERAL GHOST will either be on the left of the equals or the right side of the equals for the PEDOPHILE ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN . It depends on not the middle as that is taken for the operation.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 22, 2021

Funeral Industry

An Industry taking care in difficult times of family lives. Working in the industry is difficult and deserves a degree of respect.

However, a lot of funeral homes are owned by large business corporations. These businesses aim to efficiently make money.

Functions and factors that help generate revenue include:

- A lack of information on how much funerals should cost, and what rights you have as a consumer.

- Selling preneed. This may be focused towards being sold to the elderly. Preneed may contain fine text designed to obligate ones family to pay specifically for the agreed upon services with possible limited flexibility, thus secure future revenue for the home.
- Casket rooms can be designed in such a way as to force families to view expensive, "good looking" or "fitting" caskets as opposed to more affordable, but less impressive ones, often in less desirable colors as to influence more desirable casket choices.

- Bundling services that make consumers feel like they are saving more by buying more.

- Subtle gestures such as saying (deceased's name) deserves more (perhaps a grander service or better casket or burial).

- Also note the significant psychological state of the consumer, who may be dealing with unbearabke grief.

See the 1978 FTC report on funeral homes, the research done by the funeral consumers alliance, and other resources and articles done on your local death industry. Of course, not every home is coporate or "greedy".

Guy1: Man, that funeral cost us a lot, hopefully we'll pay it off next year.

Guy2: Honestly, I wish we knew about how the funeral industry worked before we got into all this...

by Defeo-defs November 29, 2025