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Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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gay funeral

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mother i attendeth jahses gay funeral
Allah amen
by Hugo P. April 10, 2020
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Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021
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Funeral For a Friend

When ya home gets married
Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.
by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023
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Your Funeral...

What Carnellio in SBBF says.
Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity
Carnellio: " Your Funeral... "

Trivia:

Dark Revolver > Deadspike > Dark Revolver > Summon > Redirect > Redirect > Mawaru > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Decapitate > Fatal Howl > Sweeping Seize > Shadow Riposte > Redirect > Shadow Riposte > Dark Revolver > Mawaru > Redirect > Nightmare Reign > Tyrant Revolver > Dark Revolver > Wandering Flame > Black Divinity Is actually a long version of Painting.
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Funer

this slide is funer than the the other slide
by NAME!@#!@#1 January 20, 2020
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Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.
I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.
by Pop Rox25 May 27, 2018
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