freebigmac

Usually what an old lady tells someone next to her after she is done with all of her food to get more good for free

My grandma kept on telling me about freebigmac

by Mansnothotg May 16, 2018

Freebirding

For a male to begin arousing their partner but then abruptly begin Jerking off while the partner watches for the remainder of the evening successfully hogging the spot for the entire "song". Followed by immediately falling asleep

I am going to freebirding Debbie tonight

by Thepeenpickler May 30, 2018

Freeling

just. stop. There is literally no point going here unless you have a sport to play for a day. Their sports teams are disgustingly bad.

Guy 1: Ayo, man have you guys played against Freeling yet?
Guy 2: Nah, expecting an easy w though.
Guy 1: Sucks that it is an away game, probably the max amount of people that have been to Freeling before lol.
Guy 2: Not wrong, the town is shit.

by DXL ZOID July 3, 2019

freeboning

having sex without a condom

I’ve been freeboning since I got to school in August.

by stupidgirl2000 November 7, 2019

freebie whore

Someone (late 20s / early 30s) who is down for anything simply because it's free. Such people usually have zero goals or ambitions because they are used to someone else doing everything for them. Their only goal is to keep up the 'wipe-my-ass-for-me' racket for as long as they can.

Usually applies to white, privileged millennials who are very capable of doing things themselves (see 'adulting') but are so used to the silver spoon in their mouth, they'd rather not. They'll let their parents (or friends) make all the plans and arrangements and still bitch that they aren't having a good time if something goes wrong.

Synonym: a moocher.
Antonym: A grown-ass adult who takes 100% responsibility for themselves, especially financially.

No I am not going to your parents' Hamptons house to mooch off them with you for the summer. What do I look like, a freebie whore?

Becky you're 32, don't you think it's time to get your own place instead of being a freebie whore?

by jasminedragon October 29, 2020

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

freebie friday

When one is in a strictly monogamous relationship and chooses to have an exception of monogamy on only fridays.

Tucker: Hey babe? what are doing? why are cheating on me?

Bob: What are you talking about? Don't you remember it's freebie friday.

by Anonymous 😄 January 5, 2021