Firts

Perversion/misspelling of "First".

When a new YouTube video from a popular uploader gets online and no comment has been left, people generally try to be first in commenting.

Similar to taking a girls virginity, being first to comment on a video seems to be quite thrilling to most.

Since the thrill is very high, concerned people type so quickly that they misspell "First", resulting in "Firts" or "Frist".

The end result is usually in lower case letters.

Firts!

by If you read this, you are... April 13, 2012

farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.

I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.

by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007

hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.

the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.

by jayzn August 4, 2013

fortsexual

a sexual orientation towards characters in the video game, Fortnite

Did you know that Matt is fortsexual?

by HGBest February 25, 2021

Fartshot

The distance at which a fart may be smelled. Actual distance varies based on direction of travel, force of expulsion, viscosity, and air currents. Mostly, it's about 10'.

"If you think it's bad being on the same floor as your boss, imagine being within fartshot."

by ComicAndy December 30, 2014

cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.

Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"

by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010

throwing farts

To cup your hand around your butt hole and to fart into it. Close your hand Then throw it in someones face

Throwing farts into megans face gave her pink eye

by jimmerjim March 10, 2016