Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!

Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?

Person 1: Yeah, I think so.

Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

Toddler's reasoning

Toddlers reasoning is when two or more people go way out of hand just to win a fight/roleplay to where everything goes to nonsense and very annoying

Kid 1: hah I've got you with this laser gun
Kid 2: well I've got a force field
Kid 1: well these are force field breaking lasers
Kid 2: well I have a force field that resists against force field breaking lasers

KID 1: well I have a sword that breaks force field breaking laser resistant force fields

I step in
Me: stop using toddler's reasoning

Kid 1: why should I
Me: because it's annoying

by Kollando May 8, 2018

Reason

Oh boy, he's the best person you'll ever meet, hes super tall and attractive, has somewhat of an e-boy style, super cute boy. his hands are as soft as his lips.

Friend: Oh this one boy is so cute!
Other friend: Must be a Reason!

by StealingHoodies October 8, 2021

reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Reasoning

Rasta-patois for a time to discuss any matters of life indepth.

Voice-1: What dem a talk bout? Voice-2: Dem have a political "Reasoning."

by Phat Rico July 11, 2020