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Everyone

Objects that are inferior to Michael Molla.
Everyone is a loser compared to Michael Molla.
by Danial Khan April 7, 2023
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I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.
Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Everyone elsie

Taking a group photo, rather than taking a "selfie".

The expression can also be used as a subtle means of ridicule to the more narcissistic among us
Put that dang selfie-stick down and get in here for an "everyone elsie"!
by DobbelDip Boogie June 29, 2016
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@everyone

person 1: @everyone
literally everyone: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I WAS GOING TO DO YOUR MOM AND AVOYAVIHAVHPAHHOAFUGSJSHIPXBUOJDOPBDP
by clogclique February 9, 2021
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everyone

Everyone in this room hates each other’s asses squared.
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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