Emberlie

A beautiful girl with a weird ass name

Person 1: Hi I’m Emberlie!
Person 2: What?

by Bitch on the block November 13, 2019

Ember

Ember is hot and fiery. She's got the hottest butt. She is a little frantic but a lovable frantic. Time with Ember is like no other, it's the best time ever. She loves her boyfriend so much. Her feet are cute and slim and she can turn on anyone she hopes to. Though Ember has one person in mind to turn on specifically and that is a Josh. Embers love Josh.

Ember, yeah she's that hottie over there.

by A Josh March 31, 2022

Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".

(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."

by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016

embarrassment

feeling discomfort or unease for the moment because of someone who is with you .

sam sneezed without using the handkerchief when you were having dinner in a reputed restaurant and you feel embarrassment.

by smokie 07 July 29, 2012

Embargo

The banning of trade with a country.

Embargo

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

embarq

An honestly awsome telecommunications company (No, I am not affilated with them).

My phone and internet service is through Embarq.

by 74.4.120.X June 5, 2009

Emberflupe

Whenever a front and back door (or a front/back window) in a house are left open...other doors within the house are caused to SLAM shut....this is due to the "emberflupe" or "draft" caused by both doors being open at the same time.

When I came home from work and came into the house one day, the dining room door suddenly slammed shut causing a picture to drop off the wall, my husband yelled, "Close the fricken front door, the back door is opened too and it's causing a damned emberflupe!!!!

by Shad457 May 6, 2011