A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole
by Gantard November 26, 2017

The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.
"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004

not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay
that jacket is so eli
by blahblah9 February 3, 2010


the best person you will ever meet. if he likes you as a friend you are lucky, if he likes you as more than a friend you are more than lucky. he is good looking, funny and always makes you laugh. he can kick ass if he needs to and will always stick up for you. he is creative and is usually one of the best at art class.
wor Eli:
"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"
"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"
by the definition man2 February 26, 2020

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
