Electronic paperweight

1. When your phone is in a place where it doesn't have service.

2. When your phone has been cut off due to lack-of-phone-bill-pay

1.
Guy 1: Dude, want to go camping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I'm not bringing my cell phone
Guy 1: Why not, bro?
Guy 2: The lake is a dead zone... My phone is an electronic paperweight up there

2.
Guy 1: Brosef, I tried calling you yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... Turn your phone on!
Guy 2: It is on, but I forgot to pay my phone bill. My phone's an electronic paperweight right now

by Dave-Landon May 28, 2011

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

electronic spliff

the action of hitting a cart and vape simultaneously.

some may call this a digital spliff, but they’re wrong, that would be like sending a picture of you hitting both nicotine and thc to someone. electronic spliff is used for in person confrontations

by m0llyfi3n August 08, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

electronic group hugging

people who have .com and .org in their email addresses performing higher than others.

The world's richest people were electronic group hugging.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

electronic grunge

An apt pseudonym for the blight that is dubstep. Quiet-loud-quiet-loud, repeat ad nauseum until the drugs run out. And you thought big beat was simple and repetitive. Skrillex makes The Prodigy look like fucking Strauss.

"Are you going to the Bassnectar show?" "Fuck no, I don't listen that electronic grunge bullshit."

by atriskteen December 07, 2012

electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.

Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks

by apolloobserved May 06, 2008