Edward

Edward is a person who can choose to be loyal or not he is funny and irritating but cool to hang around he can be a good listener but only a friend.....

His name is Edward.

by Lady baby October 5, 2018

Eduardo time

Grabbing someone by the head and forcefully making them suck your dick. (Playfully) Mostly done on guys by guys.

MWAH MWAH MWAH, YOU LIKE THAT EDUARDO TIME DONT YOU

by Eduardo69696969420 April 22, 2019

Edward Winehands

Edward Winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. Quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. With dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.

Edward Winehands events are happening all the time. Keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.

by Edward Winehands May 4, 2006

Edwardsville

Suburban town of 25,000 in the Metro Eastknown for its fairly high level of affluence. Home to a branch of Southern Illinois University and the county seat of Madison County, the town has gained a reputation for being stuck up and showy, when in reality, all the other towns around it in Madison county are fucking shit holes and people wish they could afford to live in Edwardsville. Not the most exciting place, but definitely better than most.

Edwardsville always has good high school sports teams.
In Edwardsville, we're better than you..and we know it!

by XC23 June 20, 2008

The Edward Cullen Effect

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the “right girl” . When you try kissing him, he’ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, he’ll kiss you. He won’t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, he’ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

“Look at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think he’s just trying ‘The Edward Cullen Effect’.”

by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

edward cullen

the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava

edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!

by jamie kelsey June 18, 2009

Edward Handle Hands

A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.

Dude 2: oh really? Who won?

Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?

by Sparx103 May 12, 2009