Boner Eclipse

when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.

Hunter I can’t see your face. it must be a boner eclipse

by Big Dick Mitchell September 22, 2019

golden eclipse

When a man pees on his partners face as he rotates around their head from one side to the other.

I gave Jen a golden eclipse last night, she loved it.

by RogRob December 19, 2022

Paschal Eclipse

When the Paschal Waddler was slain in the Paschal War, it caused the great Paschal Fall, later to be known as the Paschal Eclipse.

“The day the sun left was the day we lost our world” - Paschanian warrior

I remember the Paschal Eclipse like it was 856 years ago.

by MushyGrape October 31, 2023

Totally eclipsed

To completely black out on an event or conversation.

Dude... like, I totally eclipsed on our conversation last night.

by Good Lil Monkey April 9, 2024

Virgin eclipse

An obscuring of the light due to one larger virgin, obstructing the passage of light shone by a smaller virgin and the original source of virgin illumination

Far out, Adham just walked in front of Bonar.

"That's a virgin eclipse"

by Stooker October 13, 2017

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018

tv eclipse

when your settled down to watch tv and your partners legs or duvet blocks most of the screen

a quiet nite watching tv in bed is blocked by your partners body,you can see some of the tv.....maybe half or even just out of 1 eye....in all cases you are experiencing a tv eclipse

by menofearthereaper April 8, 2011