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Kizzletonian Economics

Kizzletonian Economics is a little known economic system developed by Sir Quillogy, Sir Palifcato and Sir Wurmai.
Dude1: "This is a classic example of Kizzletonian Economics. You can tell by how good the economy is doing."
by notnuumnuum September 15, 2021
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congical economics

Imposing the sexual expectation of your agenda for the betterment of your field of work or mutual monetary take over or personal gain between to consensual oppositions , coming together for the purpose of a strengthening company , entity or individual
No matter what area of big business one is in, congical economics is prevalent , especially when one or both sides are are on their 3rd marriage and or divorce.
by Adolph Leery May 5, 2022
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Candyland Economics

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.
The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.
by jondich September 18, 2022
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AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.
student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.
by kiwikookie November 8, 2022
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Hasan Economics

A braindead economic policy or opinion, which can often be seen held by Hasan Piker
A millionaire communist - that's some Hasan Economics right there.
by Longboyy February 10, 2024
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Critical Economics Theory

The radical notion that the economy is not a force of nature like gravity, but a human-made system, and therefore can be changed by humans. It challenges the idea that concepts like "market forces," "trickle-down," or "austerity" are immutable laws, arguing instead that they are often just convenient stories told by the wealthy to justify their wealth and convince the poor to accept their poverty. It’s the intellectual equivalent of pointing out that the emperor’s new clothes are not only invisible, but they’re also made of a fabric that was subsidized by the taxpayers.
Example: "When the CEO claimed that giving his workers a raise was 'economically impossible' due to market pressures, the union rep, well-versed in critical economics theory, pointed out that it was perfectly possible; they just preferred to use that money for stock buybacks instead."
by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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Nickel and Dime Economics

Governments tax people through excess fees, legal penalties, and other forms of taxation in the hope to recoup revenue.
one city in Missouri imposed many new fines and taxes to add revenue to their budget. The method they implemented is called Nickel and Dime Economics
by jondich September 20, 2022
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