A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole
by Gantard November 26, 2017
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"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004
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A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
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