Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

sportsman's double

a mother and daughter threesome

Dude, have you seen meggie's mom? Hells yeah, I think Dustin is working on the sportsman's double!

by Richard Rickleson May 31, 2007

Double Dating

When 2 cars driving side-by-side preventing other vehicle passing.

Man, I was 15 minutes late this morning because I was stuck behind a pair of double daters.

Whats going with the traffic? I bet you someone is double dating.

by Pluckyj March 5, 2009

Double Muted

When you come up with a brilliant idea during your conference call only to find out, that after 5 minutes of speaking nobody heard a word because you were muted in-app

"So guys I'm going for lunch. Also, Jeff, I can see you are trying to talk, but we can’t hear you. Maybe you are double muted? Try to check your settings. Cya."

by Rare Crew July 8, 2020

Double-Faced Entendre

Word first engineered by Musician "Oliver Tree"

Oliver says a "double entendre" is something that has 2 completely different meanings. While a "double-faced entendre" is someone who has 2 completely different personalities. One side being an Angel and the other side being a Devil.

Oliver Tree: You double-faced Entendre

Sonic: *Gasp*

by JoesToasty June 23, 2021

double-dig

(1) – verb: to be extremely fond of someone or something / somewhere between ‘like’ and ‘love’ / double-digging / double-dug

(2) – noun: a compound putdown

(1), I don’t know what it is about Canadian female singer-songwriters, but from Joni Mitchell through Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, Leslie Feist, etcetera – I most-always double-dig them.

(2), That ‘brilliant’ committee will take another recess – as if it matters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2011

double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009