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dismiss yourself

1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass

Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself

Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.

Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself
by Urban Pathfinder December 24, 2015
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deism

blah blah blah

"god doesn't interfere with our daily lives blah blah blah, but he bestowes the gift of reason upon us which would be god interfering with us which according to deists and their high and mighty "reason" he doesn't do but they just said he does do it,blah blah blah"

And deists said that it's self evident that all men are created equal but deists owned slaves and considered them 3/5 human.

Some twisted fuckin "reason" there assholes.You enlightened beasts!
Bunch of self-serving bastards and rationalizing hypocrites!!!
by Hell Awaits..... March 8, 2005
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deism

the religion of extreme racists and liars
sick satanic fascist bastards is what they are
by burn in hell February 16, 2005
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Ism Dism

A term used in Fayetteville, NC. By backwoods, inbred looking crackers, whose mommas fucked a latino dood. To describe a high quality strain of MAryJane. This term is only used after excessive use of crack cocaine and alcohol, while trying to sell to teenagers @ 2am at a gas station
Kid 1: "Aye Dawg, Lemme Get A Dime"
Wigger-Tino: "Nigga Aint No Dime Bags, Only Dubs...and its the Ism Dism my niggg"
Kid 2: "Wtf....I Think That Nigga's Hi On Crack"
by J8yk3 January 17, 2009
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deism

Deist: "it stands to reason that if we just make it all up as we go along then we can own niggers and institute tyranny more easily"
by me March 21, 2005
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dotisms

a word used by super cool people to describe the true meaning of a dot. it can be used instead of a loop, square, or triangel. or any other form of comunication.
girl: finally someone understands my dotisms!
guy: wtf?! that soudns like a disease...
girl: no. it sa privelidge.
by shleeshlee August 25, 2009
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dosmonique

A Gorgeous well rounded bitch could make a good wife one day if she leaves the HOOD ... pussy taste pretty good. She also funny a okay mom. kick her son sometimes.. nick nme dosimonigga!
Dosmonique
OH jaqan did u see that bitch dosi last night

she stole my BOO BOO
by dosi December 11, 2011
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