The Cave of Doom

My Mother-in-law's house

Many have entered the cave of doom, None have left with their balls.

by J-Hoax July 27, 2010

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

by straitm December 18, 2011

impending doom

When someone will die physically/socially

I'm waiting for my impending doom

by HMLASD February 7, 2018

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

by moyer11 December 19, 2014