The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to circle-jerking except this act involves feces.
ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!
FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!
ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!
FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!
ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!
by m00ng04t October 16, 2008
A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 13, 2009
by ScholarlySexLife January 03, 2016
bryan callen is a certified dick diver
by yaaaacuda November 30, 2017
mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man
by killa bs November 03, 2006
cockney rhyming slang for a £5 note
by rattmolph August 29, 2006
by pileofduvets February 25, 2011