penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

toaster destructor

the guy who destroys toasters. watch out

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: destroys your toaster

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

toaster destructor

he destroys your toaster. he already got mine so i cant toast my bread anymore

me: yo what’s up toaster destructor

toaster destructor: *destroys toaster*

by epicdude10 March 8, 2026

Steph Mills Distraction

- A Girl or Guy who has an attractive body but an unattractive face.
- Target is often Distracted by the Guy or Girl's body and assumes they are hot by that.

Guy 1: "I can't believe you thought she was hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, total Steph Mills Distraction."

by Charlie Sheen the 2nd April 9, 2011

Extra sensory distraction

Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project

He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box

by Living on the edge February 6, 2019

Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Gooby Fears Destructor

"Gooby Fears Destructor" or "JustGooby Fears Destructor / RichieGooby Fears Destructor" is a slogan and campaign led by the Youtuber Destructor which implicate his issues with alleged Roblox pedophile JustGooby. Destructor has made numerous factual videos and has exposed JustGooby's illegal behavior online, which led to JustGooby being fearful of Destructor and ghosted him when Destructor confronted Gooby on Discord. The belief is that Gooby is afraid of confrontation, which is why the slogan was made. Gooby fears Destructor and the numerous other people apart of the campaign against him.

Christian: Destructor, Thank you for exposing JustGooby.
Destructor: np gooby fears me
Christian: Gooby fears destructor

by Obscure Media Fan May 5, 2024