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dingleberries 

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.
"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks
i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack
Dingleberrie by david richmond August 16, 2003

dingleberrys 

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass
I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.
dingleberrys by Jimbo D July 3, 2006

dingleberrie willy 

Picking a nice dingleberrie and packing it into your best friends ear like a blackpowder rifle.
Ah bro you just got a dingleberrie willy!

Dingleberry Muffin 

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.
Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

Dringleberry 

Dringleberry

A Fruit. Found at various places around the world in small numbers. Usually growing within or near thorny bushes. is ginger in colour at first but later changes to a yellow blondish shade.

Some say the Dringleberry is sentient and has a small amount of intelligence. evidence either way is yet to be produced.
Did you hear about the new Ben+Jerry's flavour.. Pineapple and Dringleberry.
Dringleberry by Charlie X December 7, 2006