Dick

A girls best friend!

Brittany: omg kacey stop stealing my dick!

Kacey:beach no it’s my dick now

Both girls: rawr

by Crazyboio November 13, 2018

Dick

A body part that is great, but dont punch it. Its also called a ass.

Bob, stop touching my dick.

by A weak dick November 5, 2018

dick

Another word for penis.

Damn he got a 8 inch dick. It's massive

by Great banter it really is November 10, 2014

Dicking

Getting dick

I use to be dicking, but now I ain’t got no dick

by KolbeesNewWords November 28, 2020

dick

A males reproductive organ. Some guys have more dick in there personality than in there pants.

"Dude, my dick is sooooo big"

by brainybitch July 3, 2014

Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

by falic cymble April 23, 2010

DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)

Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.

by little-miss can't do wrong October 16, 2010