An individual who you know next to nothing about but you frequently text them only to be supplied jokes, gaffs, memes, and other comedy related media.
I realized I hadn't ever had a real conversation with Jeremy, my jest dealer, but that I had only been turning to texting him to be shown an array of jokes that we could mutually appreciate
by yeahthisisanaccount September 14, 2020
Get the Jest Dealermug. by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020
Get the mop dealermug. 
An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen
by Orbit 423 November 24, 2022
Get the wap dealermug. by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019
Get the Bum dealermug. Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.
person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.
by MrSquaky February 15, 2018
Get the mickey dealermug. Someone who regularly states things in a very direct or incendiary way, making a take hot or spicy rather than being sugarcoated, often with the intent of gauging a reaction or ensuring something difficult to hear is heard.
The proposed project plan was not well thought out, fortunately the office spice dealer said something before it cost the company millions.
by Infinite21M December 19, 2022
Get the spice dealermug.