Darren Schneck

guy who is the ultimate god and leader of everything and broke physics with his speed.

That guy is Darren Schneck

by Hoodrat19023 November 21, 2020

Darren

short.

Omg he’s Darren-sized.

by DarrenLover3000 November 28, 2020

Darren

The best man to be with. Someone who you will live for

Your my Darren, and you gave me hope

by Rubywarlock February 15, 2020

Darren

A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball

Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!

by Bootyhole motorboater March 18, 2020

Darren

A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.

Darren is a buzzkill !

by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020

Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020

Darren

someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls

a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone

basically simps for everything

omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren

by bobthebeast October 30, 2020