Dante x Dirt

Dante Zelby is romantically attracted to dirt.

Dante: "I love Dante x Dirt actually, I WANNA KISS DIRT"
Dirt: "yo bbg"
Dante: "AWEEEEEEEEE"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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Dante x Steam

Dante Zelby's attraction for Steam Powered is huge!

Dante: "Dante x Steam is real guys, I LOVE STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steam: "Dude are you ok"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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Dante x Susamaru

Dante x Susamaru... don't I ever get tired of adding those? Yes, I do, the ship between Dante and Susamaru... I'm yawning as I type this exact type of thing for the 100000th time, just read bro.

Dante x Susamaru, yet another ship ok

Dante: "I love Susamaru"
Susamaru: "I love you Dante let's makeout!!"
???: "..Dante x Susamaru, what else do I say?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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Dante x Koakuma

Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.

Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?

Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

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