The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.

"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."

by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013

Koronba's Curse

Imagine a line of how well people can treat unexpected popularity suddenly busting their bubble of reality, and, of that line, of where the other can go to extreme length to let all the praise and positivity go through their head and boost their ego, eventually letting their career go to a uncontrollable downward spiral through controversies, and controversies. Or by the other extreme, of where the other one try their damnedest to curb stomp and limits their popularity gain through trying to talk their fans out, and if that doesn't work, they will resort to (usually bad) tactics of trying to limit the amount of people seeing their artistry through very unorthodoxy methods, and, (if even that doesn't work) full-out guilt tripping their audience to make them fully submit and stop spreading their works through the direct attack to their moral compass.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in you're computer?

Person 2: Well, i currently trying to delete all of the things i uploaded to the internet, i don't think all of the efforts that i put into these works will be worth it anymore.

Person 1: Are... Are you suffering from the Koronba's Curse?

by Ronba March 8, 2023

Bathory curse

It's a curse casted upon people who don't like the band bathory those people will be hunted down and one day their kneecaps will be gone.

Hey man did you hear that robin got the bathory curse? His fault for not thinking bathory is a good band

by ahaha bathory December 21, 2020

The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020

Qbert cursing

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.

Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.

by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

Curse of the 16th

A reoccurring theme that on the 16th of any month, something bad will happen (mostly to Tommy) on the Dream SMP, starting with the Manburg Festival on October 16th. The occurrences (so far) are:

October 16 - Red Festival, Tubbo's second canon death
November 16 - End of season 1, destruction of reclaimed L'manburg
December 16 - Tommy loses his things in exile, tries to claim his last canon life
January 16 - Tommy's discs are threatened, Crimson Egg grows ever stronger.

"Gosh, I can't believe what happened on Tommy's stream on the 16th!"
"What did the Curse of the 16th do to him this time?"

by Mirror_Works January 25, 2021

Thanksgiving Curse

A curse when something bad happens to you every year around Thanksgiving, maybe you get sick, or injured, or maybe you burned the turkey.

Charles: Bro I'm not gonna be able to eat with you today, I have a nasty fever.

Brad: That sounds like you have a Thanksgiving Curse..

by Stickydoggy69 November 19, 2022