Crusade

Crusade: A popular pastime during the Middle Ages. Generally considered to be an example of putting in a big effort to achieve your goals. Sometimes used in a negative way involving ‘hating on’, persecuting, changing or even killing those who are different to your way of thinking.

Johnny's going on a Crusade over this problem.

by JohnnyCrusader March 19, 2018

Crusader

Fight to the death on foreign soil

Crusaders went to the Middle East

by Gboss23 May 25, 2022

the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

cheeseburger crusade

Best game ever put on the roblox platform.

John: Hello I'm gonna go play Cheeseburger Crusade

Marie: wow that's the best game on the roblox platform

by toast#2614 July 31, 2023

Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.

Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)

by D13pro March 12, 2014

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025