by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008

Refers to Nigerian airplane bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who hid explosives in his undewear to evade airport security in a foiled attempt to bomb Northwest Airlines Flight 253.
It's bad enough we have to take off our shoes at airport security because of the shoe bomber... now we have to get butt naked when going through the metal detectors because of the crotch bomber.
by rsmmithing December 29, 2009

A louse
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
A Crab
A tick
A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.
Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.
by ACannon April 8, 2008

by DGeorge George March 8, 2007

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
