rotten crotch

a name to describe a nasty crotch you wouldnt touch even while wearing a space suit.

ashley needs to get her smelly rotten crotch checked out.

by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008

Crotch Bomber

Refers to Nigerian airplane bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who hid explosives in his undewear to evade airport security in a foiled attempt to bomb Northwest Airlines Flight 253.

It's bad enough we have to take off our shoes at airport security because of the shoe bomber... now we have to get butt naked when going through the metal detectors because of the crotch bomber.

by rsmmithing December 29, 2009

crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

Crotch Web

Area between the penis and the ball sack.

Ah shit, a spider bit my crotch web.

by DGeorge George March 8, 2007

Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009