by oh.. hello February 5, 2015

by QueendomAppreciation June 4, 2020

R+ j is the cutest couple if you break them up they will come for you.They are kinda shy but still love each other and make each other happy there gonna stay together forever
by I don’t even knwo November 17, 2019

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)
Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.
by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

A pair of people who have been dating so long that they no longer care how they look, and therefore wear sweatpants everywhere; often associated with a near-inseparable couple that doesn't seem entirely happy.
by SammyJB May 1, 2010

Used in a sentence: Hey man, how many fence posts got knocked over by that bull last night in the south pasture. Oh, I don't know, "a couple or three", I guess.
by Txsecededave October 21, 2014

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
