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Lesbian cougar

A mature woman (mostly bisexual) who likes to prowl on young lesbians or bisexual girls.
"Sophia is one hot lesbian cougar, she likes to prowl on fresh meat"
by Krashito September 14, 2016
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cougar hunting

younger men prowling for older women (cougars)
The sorority chicks were beat, so we decided to hit up a local bar & go cougar hunting
by Sketchball315 November 11, 2005
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cougar lover

Somebody that is obsessed with cougars and always under no circumstances are they not attracted.
Bruh Jimmy I’m gettin’ a boner lookin’ at this cougar

Damn Alex your such a cougar lover
by masonthemissile November 12, 2022
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cougar fox

A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!
Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.
by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013
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Cougar Candy

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."

Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011
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theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
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Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!
by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
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