by Krashito September 14, 2016

by Sketchball315 November 11, 2005

by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!
Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.
by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013

Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
by KingofWealthfulWordsofWisdom January 22, 2011

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
