*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 06, 2024
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Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.
Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.
by Nillus May 21, 2021
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The M&M Conspiracy

The M&M Conspiracy is the idea that toxic energy will always find itself in others. Bad people are usually friends with bad people to help themselves feel less pathetic and sad.
Friend 1: “Did you hear Morgan and Mya are best friends now?”

Friend 2: “That just goes to prove The M&M Conspiracy.”
by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue April 15, 2024
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Enloe High School Conspiracy

THE POOL ON THE EAST BUILDING ROOF

THE WEST BUILDING BASEMENT

THE CAFETERIA BACKROOM

AND THE CELLULAR DATA NEUTRALIZATION FORCE FIELD
YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES. THE ENLOE HIGH SCHOOL CONSPIRACY WILL GUIDE YOU
by sebastian_debeste December 02, 2023
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Gyaraha Conspiracy

Gyaraha Conspiracy means because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore
Gyaraha Conspiracy meeans because when one Syatta Gyarraha we demanded for free Slurpees and so Muslims got back at us on Nau Gyarraha by flying 4 planes into Twin Towers (it's a Bitch way to deal with shit). And on Gyarrah Gyarraha, We still honor Our Men Who Died and laugh at those Muslims. I made a great song about it and it's titularly named "Gyaraha Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY) ft. Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes" on My Youtube channel Dylan Fiore When I Watch Stranger Things I root for Gyaraha-- It's a Gyaraha Conspiracy
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Cornucopia Conspiracy

A conspiracy theory relating to the idea of large companies or authorities removing or changing media and convincing the public that their memory of it is incorrect. The name is derived from how many people remember the Fruit of The Loom logo having a cornucopia despite the lack of evidence or acknowledgement from the company.
I remember Google being spelled with three Os, this is a cornucopia conspiracy!
by TakerOfTaking January 20, 2024
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The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
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