OC coaching

A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids

That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late

by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

by SO4 December 10, 2009

Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.

"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.

by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019