Cheese Army

Cheese Army is run by our cheese lord AlfaOxtrot, the cheese army hates birch trees, babies, lactose intolerant people, and getting rickrolled. The Cheese Army is one of the strongest things ever and will not stop until everyone likes cheese.

Wow look at the Cheese Army!

by Whip Creamy April 8, 2021

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007

Going cheese

In hockey, the act of scoring a goal in one of the top corners of the net.

Man, Ovechkin just went high glove cheese on that snapper!

Going cheese in action^^

by jone4700 June 27, 2009

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

Easy Cheeks

An individual who doesn't mind to spread their own ass cheeks in order to acquire a stiff rod such as a cock, snake, peter, or shlong up where the sun don't shine

Tim: Yo dude when I was in prison my nickname was Easy Cheeks! I was like uber popular and such. My life rocked hard!

Custer: Man, so do you think Jerry Sandusky is going to be getting that nickname soon when he hits the prison life????

by Radical Jew July 1, 2012

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014