Cleäve

A person who sits in his room and only watches two shows. They are from different TV networks and usually are cartoons.

Jake: Wow, that guy is watching Daria and The Angry Beavers!
Kaitlin: He is such a cleäve!

by WeirdoCartoonFantasies February 16, 2015

cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.

Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley

by Gregchapman September 6, 2017

clavender

The plant that grows if you shove lavender up a cat’s anus, dig a hole and put the cat in it. After 3 to 4 months a beautiful tree will grow, sprouting purple cats that smell like lavender and taste like cat shit. Although they do taste nice in a pie.

“Hey you should see the banging Clavender tree I planted in my garden earlier this year”

by Snufflemuff May 20, 2018

Cleaveland sandwich

A sibbling to the cleaveland steamroll

The art op taking a massive dump on the pillow you slept on after a one night stand and then proceed to smash the pillow on top of the girls head. As to making a sandwich.

"Why does this pillow smell like shit"

"Eric got me a cleaveland sandwich this morning"

by Mickvd9 May 30, 2018

Claven

A derogatory term referring to a person or thing that sucks.

Friend 1: Can you stop taking my stuff!
Friend 2: How about no.
Friend 1: Can you stop being a claven

by AdamWarlockPerfect June 12, 2018

ceave

The crease along a man's ballsack, right between the balls

Donnie: "I'm so embarrassed! My ceave is only like 3 inches..."
Kevin: "It's alright, bro. Now I'm going to lick it clean in a jiffy."
Donnie: "Remember, we gotta say no homo afterward!"

by naked cock & penis & anus guy January 7, 2020

cellvert

One who has a fascination with batteries and battery electric vehicles that borders perversion.

(words you wish would become a thing)

"You turned an mk2 golf into an electric car? You're a proper cellvert!"

"My house is off the grid now. We live in the city so I didn't need it, but I'm a bit of a cellvert."

by markifi April 1, 2020