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Carshalton girls

A school in carshalton , not a school full of slags, a school full of girls trying to run from drama , a school full of girls treated unfairly , judged by others that they don't deserve to be judged by , a school full of determined girls willing to change what their school is known for , a school full of beautiful souls hurt by others.
Bless I feel so bad for them carshalton girls being judged like that it's not fair they get treated that way
by Carshalton fighter 💕 October 23, 2017
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imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003
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Japanese cars

Any vehicle made by a Japanese company. Contrary to the common myth, God does NOT personally make them and send them down in little wicker baskets to their proud new owners. They are sometimes assembled in America, sometimes in Japan, but the money always goes to the Japanese company that makes them, so they are foreign vehicles, by definition. (See also: "United Auto Worker" and "Starvation in America") Japanese cars are always cheap and junky, although sometimes they are wrapped in expensive plastic or leather, to give the impression of quality. "Giving the impression..." is what Japanese cars do best (see also: "Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack") because they usually do this for 3 or 4 years, and then they disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. You can usually see the process of Japanese cars returning to the earth beginning on 4-5 year-old examples, usually manifesting as rust holes around the rear wheels. There is much mythology surrounding "older" Japanese cars, but, like the Loch Ness Monster, no one ever actually sees an "older" Japanese car. Compare this to 15-30 year old American cars, which can be seen on a daily basis. (As a curiosity, some people have pointed out that American cars can not attain 100,000 miles or more. This is true, all older American cars have 5-digit odometers, therefore they can not ever hit 100,000 miles, and so they automatically self-destruct at 99,999 miles.) When General Motors and Ford go out of business, Japanese cars will suddenly triple in price, and the American government will contract with Japan for all war vehicles in the future. Of course, Japan is a peaceful nation (see: "Bataan Death March", "Kamikaze", "Comfort Women", "Japanese War Crimes") so with their leadership, there will likely never be another war in the world.
We are still looking for older Japanese cars to use as examples.
by Mikey Wheels November 10, 2006
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Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard)

No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.

Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"
by Dat Jew Doe August 25, 2011
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Cars life

That movie is like cars life
by Frank Is Lit! November 7, 2017
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carsensexual

Someone who is attracted to the carsen312.
Wow, I'm really carsensexual! Come give me a kith!
by xeemilyyx May 8, 2020
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redneck cars

mostly 60s-70s american muscle cars in bad condition tuned with cheap aftermarket parts.

features:
- giant hood-scoops
- cheap paint job (often primer paint)
- army bumper sticker
- rust all over it

etc.
A: Hey, look at that old, rusty Trans Am with that giant hood-scoop! What a hillbilly.
B: Yeah, there's a junkyard full of redneck cars a few miles away.
by MuscleCarLover October 23, 2013
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