Carbon Skidmark

A metric to measure the actions and in-actions of powerful organisations and big business on the Climate crisis.
Used to compare the climate actions and inactions of those with power vs the everyday actions of individuals to reduce their carbon footprints.
Includes systemic actions and inactions as well as policy.

We're worried about our carbon footprints. Are those with power doing enough about their carbon skidmarks?

by climnate123456789 January 11, 2024

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Carbon Tanprint

The amount of greenhouse gas emissions a person causes while getting a tan.

"Wow, James just broke the scale on carbon tanprint by travelling from Iceland to Australia to get a tan"

by Heimir Han July 20, 2017

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Low Carbon

Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.

When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.

by James Booth January 3, 2009

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Carbon 1920

Carbon 1920 known as Noah Cancinos, has many singles and features in his career as now he is seaking for fame. Carbon continues to make music regardless of who hates.

Mark: “Damn Carbon 1920 throwing that fire again”

Sam:”I know he said he is bringing us some new stuff!”

by Fussy wuzzy November 28, 2018

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Carbon Dickprint

The amount of carbon footprint created by masturbating to pornography with a story line based in gasoline related transportation.

Dillion: So, I was jerking off to this hot chick on Slam Van #mobilestabbincabin and it got real weird.

Everyone else involved: (scoff) Your carbon dickprint is causing the extinction of the warted toad licker of South America!

by Deanzie bopper March 19, 2018

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